也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-10 11:12

不宜动土 --- 笑话之一


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let hVal = parseInt(getComputedStyle(document.documentElement).getPropertyValue('--h'));
                pichold.style.width = pics.length * hVal + 'px';;
                pics.forEach((pic, idx) => {
                        let imgObj = document.createElement('img');
                        imgObj.src = pic;imgObj.alt='pic'+idx;
                        imgObj.style.left = hVal * idx + 'px';
                        pichold.appendChild(imgObj);
                });
                let numPic = pichold.querySelectorAll('img');

                pichold.onmousedown = (ev) => {
                        let styleLeft = parseInt(pichold.style.left);
                        let sbOffsetWidth = parseInt(oBlk.offsetWidth);
                        let imgOffsetLeft = parseInt(pichold.offsetLeft);
                        if(ev.button === 0)        {
                                if(styleLeft > ((1 - numPic.length) * sbOffsetWidth))        pichold.style.left = (imgOffsetLeft -= sbOffsetWidth) + 'px';
                                else pichold.style.left = '0px';
                        }
                        else if(ev.button === 2)        {
                                if(imgOffsetLeft === 0)pichold.style.left = (1 - numPic.length) * sbOffsetWidth + 'px';
                                else pichold.style.left = (imgOffsetLeft += sbOffsetWidth) + 'px';
                        }

                }
               
                oBlk.addEventListener('contextmenu', function(event) {
                        event.preventDefault();
                });
</script>

梦江南 发表于 2026-1-10 11:34

这本笑话书也只有0.13元。1982年出版

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-10 11:42

梦江南 发表于 2026-1-10 11:34
这本笑话书也只有0.13元。1982年出版

几十、百把页也就值这个价了。

杨帆 发表于 2026-1-10 13:06

哇，开辟一个新领域，谢谢也曾年轻老师精彩分享{:4_180:}

红影 发表于 2026-1-10 14:45

看看古代的笑话，这个真有趣。
感谢也曾年轻老师的好帖{:4_199:}

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-10 15:50

红影 发表于 2026-1-10 14:45
看看古代的笑话，这个真有趣。
感谢也曾年轻老师的好帖

https://pic.rmb.bdstatic.com/bjh/news/22a07232fbfe37c8aac0d6b1c0ac8ec4.gif

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-10 15:52

杨帆 发表于 2026-1-10 13:06
哇，开辟一个新领域，谢谢也曾年轻老师精彩分享

https://img95.699pic.com/xsj/1q/83/5a.jpg!/fh/300
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