也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-13 11:51

夫人属牛 --- 笑话之二

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梦江南 发表于 2026-1-13 12:42

这本笑话书是82年的也只有0.15元。

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-13 12:47

梦江南 发表于 2026-1-13 12:42
这本笑话书是82年的也只有0.15元。

现在这样的书已经没市场了不好估价，应该几元钱还是要的

梦油 发表于 2026-1-13 13:52

老太爷是属大象的。{:5_117:}

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-13 16:32

梦油 发表于 2026-1-13 13:52
老太爷是属大象的。
那更要破大财了{:5_106:}

庶民 发表于 2026-1-13 17:44

有趣就好。

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-13 18:11

庶民 发表于 2026-1-13 17:44
有趣就好。

https://pic.rmb.bdstatic.com/bjh/d808cbed289861a7a1128ffa7aea8c395929.png

梦油 发表于 2026-1-13 19:54

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-13 16:32
那更要破大财了

有认为领导家送棺材，意思是升官发财，而且，那小棺材是纯金的。棺材里面还放一金条。

小辣椒 发表于 2026-1-13 21:30

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-13 12:47
现在这样的书已经没市场了不好估价，应该几元钱还是要的

不是啊，喜欢收藏的人也是想一切办法在淘宝的

红影 发表于 2026-1-13 21:43

这些古代的笑话也很有趣，看看这些心情真好，感谢也曾年轻的好帖{:4_187:}

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-14 09:33

梦油 发表于 2026-1-13 19:54
有认为领导家送棺材，意思是升官发财，而且，那小棺材是纯金的。棺材里面还放一金条。

这招高就是有些晦气

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-14 09:34

小辣椒 发表于 2026-1-13 21:30
不是啊，喜欢收藏的人也是想一切办法在淘宝的

新的恐怕很少有，淘宝倒是个好地方

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-14 09:35

红影 发表于 2026-1-13 21:43
这些古代的笑话也很有趣，看看这些心情真好，感谢也曾年轻的好帖

https://gss0.baidu.com/70cFfyinKgQFm2e88IuM_a/forum/pic/item/e2fb541065ff9b8ac2ce79b0.jpg

红影 发表于 2026-1-14 22:28

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-14 09:35


很多笑话到最后都是有反转的{:4_173:}

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-15 08:29

红影 发表于 2026-1-14 22:28
很多笑话到最后都是有反转的

包袱在后{:4_196:}

红影 发表于 2026-1-16 08:49

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-15 08:29
包袱在后

是啊，看到后面，忍不住莞尔{:4_173:}

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-16 09:50

红影 发表于 2026-1-16 08:49
是啊，看到后面，忍不住莞尔

https://qcloud.dpfile.com/pc/0ma41fFIepN6Xoe55mQIBdupEc2bKC1eVd1qN9LLQbcPu-sWyOM5Vp-C07zrDsmD.jpg

红影 发表于 2026-1-17 21:09

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-16 09:50


好可爱的图图{:4_205:}

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-17 21:43

红影 发表于 2026-1-17 21:09
好可爱的图图

https://wx3.sinaimg.cn/mw690/007cCWrJgy1hdsgit699oj3084084glp.jpg

红影 发表于 2026-1-17 23:44

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-17 21:43


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