也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-14 16:07

活佛要钱 --- 笑话之三


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                pichold.onmousedown = (ev) => {
                        let styleLeft = parseInt(pichold.style.left);
                        let sbOffsetWidth = parseInt(oBlk.offsetWidth);
                        let imgOffsetLeft = parseInt(pichold.offsetLeft);
                        if(ev.button === 0)        {
                                if(styleLeft > ((1 - numPic.length) * sbOffsetWidth))        pichold.style.left = (imgOffsetLeft -= sbOffsetWidth) + 'px';
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                        event.preventDefault();
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梦油 发表于 2026-1-14 16:52

这好处费，唐朝就有。

梦江南 发表于 2026-1-14 16:54

83年的笑话小书也只有015无

梦江南 发表于 2026-1-14 16:55

笑话故事明代冯梦龙编的多点。

庶民 发表于 2026-1-14 17:41

有趣的。

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-14 18:08

梦油 发表于 2026-1-14 16:52
这好处费，唐朝就有。

这也是个“传统”{:5_117:}

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-14 18:09

梦江南 发表于 2026-1-14 16:54
83年的笑话小书也只有015无

还好只涨了一点点{:5_106:}

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-14 18:12

梦江南 发表于 2026-1-14 16:55
笑话故事明代冯梦龙编的多点。

嗯，只是离开了当时环境就效果差点。

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-14 18:14

庶民 发表于 2026-1-14 17:41
有趣的。

https://gimg2.baidu.com/image_search/src=http%3A%2F%2Fci.xiaohongshu.com%2F1000g0081rk292nues0605oji3ue8cbp43n1psq8%3FimageView2%2F2%2Fw%2F1080%2Fformat%2Fjpg&refer=http%3A%2F%2Fci.xiaohongshu.com&app=2002&size=f9999,10000&q=a80&n=0&g=0n&fmt=auto?sec=1770977617&t=91e4dec195a00de4a2ab9e106f44e4e1

梦油 发表于 2026-1-14 20:08

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-14 18:08
这也是个“传统”

是啊，由来已久。

红影 发表于 2026-1-14 21:15

看看古代的笑话真有趣，感谢也曾年轻带来的乐趣{:4_187:}

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-15 08:26

梦油 发表于 2026-1-14 20:08
是啊，由来已久。

https://bkimg.cdn.bcebos.com/pic/dcc451da81cb39db5132ba44db160924ab183036

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-15 08:28

红影 发表于 2026-1-14 21:15
看看古代的笑话真有趣，感谢也曾年轻带来的乐趣

https://pic3.zhimg.com/100/v2-c9baa54ef58dd9f9af6437aad525cb4e_r.jpg

红影 发表于 2026-1-16 08:48

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-15 08:28


嗯嗯，知道了，不用谢，只管笑就是了{:4_172:}

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-16 09:49

红影 发表于 2026-1-16 08:48
嗯嗯，知道了，不用谢，只管笑就是了

https://preview.qiantucdn.com/ing/85/13/49/67258PICKHninxc6eDyQI_PIC2018.png!qt_w320

红影 发表于 2026-1-17 21:09

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-16 09:49


这个笑太欢乐了{:4_170:}

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-17 21:42

红影 发表于 2026-1-17 21:09
这个笑太欢乐了

https://pic.rmb.bdstatic.com/bjh/e294b3303babe499e08ddd7a229250ac6562.jpeg

红影 发表于 2026-1-17 23:44

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-17 21:42


这个也好玩{:4_189:}

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-18 08:10

红影 发表于 2026-1-17 23:44
这个也好玩

https://img.tuguaishou.com/gif_complete_img/2020-12-07/small_951db7e6d058a381a812f1ae0625bc51.png!w216?auth_key=2289916800-0-0-b4ff2f65646fce0843b48962d20eb571

红影 发表于 2026-1-19 22:11

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-18 08:10


这么多欢笑的图图啊{:4_173:}
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