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这本笑话都是清朝的。83年也只有0.15元 笑话讽刺现状，看了会心一笑。 辛苦了。{:4_187:} 梦江南 发表于 2026-1-15 15:41
这本笑话都是清朝的。83年也只有0.15元
尽管是清朝的“古董”但到80年代也只值这么多{:5_117:} 梦江南 发表于 2026-1-15 15:43
笑话讽刺现状，看了会心一笑。
https://bkimg.cdn.bcebos.com/pic/908fa0ec08fa513d5087e9cb366d55fbb2fbd9f2 欣赏前辈老师精彩的代码制作， 这个已经笑话之四，小辣椒最近上来匆匆忙忙，没有看齐的，以后要抽空看一遍，顺便拿走{:4_173:} 点击画面就会转换一个，强大的代码制作{:4_178:} 有趣的笑话，看看前人笑话也很不错，感谢也曾年轻带来的欢乐{:4_187:} 红影 发表于 2026-1-15 21:27
有趣的笑话，看看前人笑话也很不错，感谢也曾年轻带来的欢乐
谢谢欣赏支持！ 小辣椒 发表于 2026-1-15 20:16
欣赏前辈老师精彩的代码制作， 这个已经笑话之四，小辣椒最近上来匆匆忙忙，没有看齐的，以后要抽空看一遍 ...
谢谢欣赏支持！ 小辣椒 发表于 2026-1-15 20:17
点击画面就会转换一个，强大的代码制作
右键回翻 也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-15 22:18
谢谢欣赏支持！
谢谢好帖，其实这些笑话很多也带出了当时的习惯和社会风俗，看看很有意思呢{:4_187:} 红影 发表于 2026-1-16 10:00
谢谢好帖，其实这些笑话很多也带出了当时的习惯和社会风俗，看看很有意思呢
https://bpic.588ku.com/art_pic/19/05/28/d6bcb5794e06bcd3eaf4f9183623f35f.jpg 也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-16 10:04
看看笑话还是有很多欢乐，谢谢了{:4_187:} 红影 发表于 2026-1-17 21:24
看看笑话还是有很多欢乐，谢谢了
https://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20190714/cd44a21bda0842db8cdd5087056bdcea.gif 也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-17 21:47
哈哈，这个图图有趣{:4_173:} 红影 发表于 2026-1-17 23:46
哈哈，这个图图有趣
https://ww3.sinaimg.cn/mw690/008csHdJgy1hhi1x3wzl2g30g40g47b0.gif 也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-18 08:16
有一个有趣的图图{:4_187:} 红影 发表于 2026-1-19 22:13
有一个有趣的图图
https://q1.itc.cn/q_70/images03/20250722/c5530069acd64600b136036fbabf64ce.gif
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