也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-16 15:52

丈夫变羊 --- 笑话之五

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                        imgObj.src = pic;imgObj.alt='pic'+idx;
                        imgObj.style.left = hVal * idx + 'px';
                        pichold.appendChild(imgObj);
                });
                let numPic = pichold.querySelectorAll('img');

                pichold.onmousedown = (ev) => {
                        let styleLeft = parseInt(pichold.style.left);
                        let sbOffsetWidth = parseInt(oBlk.offsetWidth);
                        let imgOffsetLeft = parseInt(pichold.offsetLeft);
                        if(ev.button === 0)        {
                                if(styleLeft > ((1 - numPic.length) * sbOffsetWidth))        pichold.style.left = (imgOffsetLeft -= sbOffsetWidth) + 'px';
                                else pichold.style.left = '0px';
                        }
                        else if(ev.button === 2)        {
                                if(imgOffsetLeft === 0)pichold.style.left = (1 - numPic.length) * sbOffsetWidth + 'px';
                                else pichold.style.left = (imgOffsetLeft += sbOffsetWidth) + 'px';
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                oBlk.addEventListener('contextmenu', function(event) {
                        event.preventDefault();
                });
</script>

梦油 发表于 2026-1-16 16:43

他怎么不栓一只大老虎啊！{:5_117:}

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-16 17:45

梦油 发表于 2026-1-16 16:43
他怎么不栓一只大老虎啊！
没找到，家里只有羊{:5_106:}

梦江南 发表于 2026-1-16 17:59

梦油 发表于 2026-1-16 16:43
他怎么不栓一只大老虎啊！

你倒好，栓一只大老虎没笑话了。{:4_173:}

梦江南 发表于 2026-1-16 17:59

这册笑话是83年的要0.20元了。

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-16 18:03

梦江南 发表于 2026-1-16 17:59
这册笑话是83年的要0.20元了。

开始上涨的趋势

小九 发表于 2026-1-16 18:40

一点赞，画面就是空白了，估计我的网不行

梦江南 发表于 2026-1-16 19:54

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-16 18:03
开始上涨的趋势

慢慢上涨了

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-16 19:57

小九 发表于 2026-1-16 18:40
一点赞，画面就是空白了，估计我的网不行

刷新下页面再看看

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-16 19:58

梦江南 发表于 2026-1-16 19:54
慢慢上涨了

开始时涨的还不猛

梦江南 发表于 2026-1-16 20:20

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-16 19:58
开始时涨的还不猛

要看以后小书涨幅趋势了

梦油 发表于 2026-1-16 20:44

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-16 17:45
没找到，家里只有羊

羊太老实了。{:5_117:}

梦油 发表于 2026-1-16 20:45

梦江南 发表于 2026-1-16 17:59
你倒好，栓一只大老虎没笑话了。

小绵羊镇不住那个悍妇。

梦江南 发表于 2026-1-16 20:48

梦油 发表于 2026-1-16 20:45
小绵羊镇不住那个悍妇。

悍妇也有心疼老公的一面 ，不是后来好了吗。

梦油 发表于 2026-1-16 20:57

梦江南 发表于 2026-1-16 20:48
悍妇也有心疼老公的一面 ，不是后来好了吗。

江南节哀！

梦江南 发表于 2026-1-16 21:01

梦油 发表于 2026-1-16 20:57
江南节哀！

梦江南节什么哀啊！

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-16 21:16

梦油 发表于 2026-1-16 20:44
羊太老实了。

老实的好欺负{:5_106:}

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-16 21:17

梦江南 发表于 2026-1-16 20:20
要看以后小书涨幅趋势了

就是涨多了没人看了{:5_102:}

小辣椒 发表于 2026-1-16 22:13

哇塞，我今天耐心的看完，居然有126页，前辈老师你太辛苦了，这些连接找了就是复制粘贴也是花时间的，肯定累的{:4_187:}

小辣椒 发表于 2026-1-16 22:22

欣赏精彩的小人书，小辣椒拿走了，收藏起来{:4_205:}
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