也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-18 12:17

螳叶隐形 --- 笑话之七


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                pichold.style.width = pics.length * hVal + 'px';;
                pics.forEach((pic, idx) => {
                        let imgObj = document.createElement('img');
                        imgObj.src = pic;imgObj.alt='pic'+idx;
                        imgObj.style.left = hVal * idx + 'px';
                        pichold.appendChild(imgObj);
                });
                let numPic = pichold.querySelectorAll('img');

                pichold.onmousedown = (ev) => {
                        let styleLeft = parseInt(pichold.style.left);
                        let sbOffsetWidth = parseInt(oBlk.offsetWidth);
                        let imgOffsetLeft = parseInt(pichold.offsetLeft);
                        if(ev.button === 0)        {
                                if(styleLeft > ((1 - numPic.length) * sbOffsetWidth))        pichold.style.left = (imgOffsetLeft -= sbOffsetWidth) + 'px';
                                else pichold.style.left = '0px';
                        }
                        else if(ev.button === 2)        {
                                if(imgOffsetLeft === 0)pichold.style.left = (1 - numPic.length) * sbOffsetWidth + 'px';
                                else pichold.style.left = (imgOffsetLeft += sbOffsetWidth) + 'px';
                        }

                }
               
                oBlk.addEventListener('contextmenu', function(event) {
                        event.preventDefault();
                });
</script>

梦江南 发表于 2026-1-18 12:23

这笑话有几册啊？

梦江南 发表于 2026-1-18 12:35

84年的要价0.20元了。

梦江南 发表于 2026-1-18 12:35

这册里苏轼也有几则笑话。

杨帆 发表于 2026-1-18 13:32

谢谢坚持分享，也曾年轻老师辛苦了{:4_180:}

小辣椒 发表于 2026-1-18 14:33

一天做2个，老师的速度也是快哦{:4_199:}

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-18 14:47

小辣椒 发表于 2026-1-18 14:33
一天做2个，老师的速度也是快哦

还好，不耽误看小说{:5_106:}

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-18 14:47

梦江南 发表于 2026-1-18 12:23
这笑话有几册啊？

不多， 共11册

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-18 14:48

梦江南 发表于 2026-1-18 12:35
84年的要价0.20元了。

2角钱买一本现在看来很值

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-18 14:49

梦江南 发表于 2026-1-18 12:35
这册里苏轼也有几则笑话。

是吧， 没仔细去看

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-18 14:50

杨帆 发表于 2026-1-18 13:32
谢谢坚持分享，也曾年轻老师辛苦了

客气了。

梦油 发表于 2026-1-18 16:47

自欺欺人啊！也曾年轻朋友辛苦了。

红影 发表于 2026-1-18 21:14

里面的很多故事很有趣呢，一个个看下去，感觉很欢乐。
感谢也曾年轻带来的好帖{:4_187:}

红影 发表于 2026-1-18 21:14

苏东坡给打的十分真有意思，原来是朗诵7分诗句3分，这样的组合呢{:4_173:}

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-19 07:44

红影 发表于 2026-1-18 21:14
里面的很多故事很有趣呢，一个个看下去，感觉很欢乐。
感谢也曾年轻带来的好帖

客气了

红影 发表于 2026-1-19 22:43

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-19 07:44
客气了

这些真的都是好东西呢，每次打开帖子都被吸引{:4_187:}
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