也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-21 14:26

见鸡而作 --- 笑话之八

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                        let imgOffsetLeft = parseInt(pichold.offsetLeft);
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梦江南 发表于 2026-1-21 15:29

84年的笑话一册要0.21元。

梦江南 发表于 2026-1-21 15:30

笑一笑十年少。

梦江南 发表于 2026-1-21 15:31

https://q0.itc.cn/q_70/images03/20240530/43d90702ea6246eeba49bb69a638119d.gif

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-21 15:36

梦江南 发表于 2026-1-21 15:29
84年的笑话一册要0.21元。

下一本86年的跳到4毛3

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-21 15:37

梦江南 发表于 2026-1-21 15:30
笑一笑十年少。

https://wx4.sinaimg.cn/large/7ad7a27bly4i2ekq0te2xg20a00a04hf.gif

梦江南 发表于 2026-1-21 15:45

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-21 15:36
下一本86年的跳到4毛3

86年的要贵这么多啊

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-21 15:51

梦江南 发表于 2026-1-21 15:45
86年的要贵这么多啊


剧透一下
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梦江南 发表于 2026-1-21 16:13

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-21 15:51
剧透一下

要4.30元

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-21 16:21

梦江南 发表于 2026-1-21 16:13
要4.30元

4.30可以买10本

霜染枫丹 发表于 2026-1-21 18:28

真是好制作。特别喜欢~~也曾年轻辛苦了，祝你冬安！！{:4_204:}{:4_190:}

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-21 18:44

霜染枫丹 发表于 2026-1-21 18:28
真是好制作。特别喜欢~~也曾年轻辛苦了，祝你冬安！！

谢谢欣赏支持！

大寒岁末，福气满堂，愿你事业顺遂，生活美满！

红影 发表于 2026-1-21 20:00

头鸣=头名，原来古代的谐音梗玩得更厉害{:4_173:}

红影 发表于 2026-1-21 20:00

看看这些笑话真好，感谢也曾年轻的好帖{:4_199:}

小文 发表于 2026-1-21 20:22

又来欣赏，太喜欢你发的了，谢谢！

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-21 20:22

红影 发表于 2026-1-21 20:00
看看这些笑话真好，感谢也曾年轻的好帖

谢谢欣赏支持！

https://q5.itc.cn/q_70/images03/20260120/05af235d01e54d9b83bd222564b45544.jpeg

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-21 20:23

小文 发表于 2026-1-21 20:22
又来欣赏，太喜欢你发的了，谢谢！

谢谢欣赏支持！

https://q9.itc.cn/q_70/images03/20260120/beef754868cc443899d1e800a8b512a2.jpeg

梦油 发表于 2026-1-21 21:04

真是见 “鸡” 行事啊！

小辣椒 发表于 2026-1-21 21:55

哈哈，这个见鸡行事太现实了{:4_189:}

小辣椒 发表于 2026-1-21 21:56

感谢老师分享{:4_187:}
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