也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-24 08:37

菩萨抢肉 --- 笑话之十一


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愤怒的葡萄 发表于 2026-1-24 08:41

来看看连环画。

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-24 08:51

愤怒的葡萄 发表于 2026-1-24 08:41
来看看连环画。

欢迎

庶民 发表于 2026-1-24 09:11

有趣就玩玩。

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-24 09:38

庶民 发表于 2026-1-24 09:11
有趣就玩玩。

https://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20191129/2468b0031ba54b9b89b5a48a89ccdd45.gif

红影 发表于 2026-1-24 10:09

古代的县官老爷是智障么，自己咬不到自己耳朵都不知道。还有那个跑得快的，为了跟小偷比速度，竟然忘记了抓小偷的目标{:4_173:}

红影 发表于 2026-1-24 10:10

看看笑话真有趣，感谢也曾年轻带来的欢乐{:4_187:}

梦油 发表于 2026-1-24 10:13

不识字，有不识字的办法。{:4_189:}

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-24 10:46

梦油 发表于 2026-1-24 10:13
不识字，有不识字的办法。

就是就是

梦油 发表于 2026-1-24 11:36

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-24 10:46
就是就是

有人把这个故事编到相声里啦。

杨帆 发表于 2026-1-24 13:47

呵呵，看看挺有趣呢{:4_173:}

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-24 16:26

杨帆 发表于 2026-1-24 13:47
呵呵，看看挺有趣呢

https://img2.baidu.com/it/u=4078946143,2940652352&fm=253&fmt=auto&app=138&f=GIF

梦江南 发表于 2026-1-24 18:51

88年0.45元慢慢涨起来了。

梦江南 发表于 2026-1-24 18:52

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-24 16:26


这些图图从哪里掏来的？{:4_173:}

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-24 19:35

梦江南 发表于 2026-1-24 18:51
88年0.45元慢慢涨起来了。

到96年就差不多2.5一本了， 现在品相好的一套书可卖到一、二十万！

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-24 19:36

梦江南 发表于 2026-1-24 18:52
这些图图从哪里掏来的？

还不是万能的互联网上找的{:5_106:}

梦江南 发表于 2026-1-24 19:39

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-24 19:35
到96年就差不多2.5一本了， 现在品相好的一套书可卖到一、二十万！

是哦，成古董了。

梦江南 发表于 2026-1-24 19:40

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-24 19:36
还不是万能的互联网上找的

从来也没看到过这种小书。

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-24 19:46

梦江南 发表于 2026-1-24 19:39
是哦，成古董了。

就和以前炒邮票类似的

也曾年轻 发表于 2026-1-24 19:49

梦江南 发表于 2026-1-24 19:40
从来也没看到过这种小书。

网上大数据可以判断个人的偏好，看到的基本都是常常看的同类型的东西。
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